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Don’t Piss off Your Vet: Emergency Edition

Don’t Piss off Your Vet: Emergency Edition

It’s back… and this time, it’s chaos. In the long-awaited return of the Don’t Piss Off Your Vet series, vet tech Laura Elser dives straight into every groom’s least favorite topic: emergencies. From loose horses on the road to bleeding wounds and everything in between, this “Emergency Edition” breaks down what actually matters in those high-stress moments. What should you do first, what should you absolutely not do, and how do you keep both your horse and yourself safe until the vet arrives? Practical, honest, and with just the right amount of reality check… this is one you’ll want to read before you need it.

We love horses. We wouldn’t be in this line of work if we hated them, but some days, all you can do is sigh, roll your eyes, and sarcastically say to your coworker, “I love my job”. 

What am I talking about this time? Emergencies! 

Love it or hate it, we work with creatures that have the fastest reaction time of any domesticated animal, and everyday situations can go sideways quickly. That can be scary. Do you know what’s even scarier? Not knowing what to do when the dust settles.

What do I mean by emergency? 

I know most things can feel like an emergency when we love our horses, but I’m not talking about a small heel grab or scratches. I’m talking about: Simba spooked on the way to the ring and got loose, ran across Greenbriar (a road in Wellington, FL), fell on the asphalt, got up, broke through a fence, and is now standing in someone else’s paddock trembling with his saddle under his belly. Yeah, scary shit. 

So, what do you do?

Good question.
But not a simple one to answer.

In the rest of this article, Laura Elser walks you step by step through what actually happens next… and what matters most in those critical minutes before your vet arrives.

From What’s Next? (and why sometimes doing less is actually doing more), to the very clear and slightly brutal Don’t Touch It! section covering nails in hooves, bleeding eyes, exposed bones, and those situations where your best decision is to step back… this is the kind of practical guidance you don’t want to figure out for the first time in a real emergency.

And yes, there’s also a no-nonsense Emergency Kit checklist you’ll want to have ready before things go sideways.

This is one of those articles you hope you’ll never need… but you’ll be very glad you read.

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May 8, 2026

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